But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?

Mark Twain (via alaelia)

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elucipher:

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i-wouldnt-even-question-it:

My man.

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carnivaloftherandom:

surdoues:

briannathestrange:

rufflesnotdiets:

how to walk like a queen [x]

This is the best acting lesson I have every seen in my life

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guy:

when the artist u hate releases a catchy song

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thatcurlyhurdgirl:

I will reblog this everyday

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iamtemporarytoday:

teatray-inthesky:

comicsncoolshit:

a bubble freezing at -10º F degrees

THIS IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING I HAVE EVER VIRTUALLY WITNESSED

degrees fahrenheit degrees

iamtemporarytoday:

teatray-inthesky:

comicsncoolshit:

a bubble freezing at -10º F degrees

THIS IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING I HAVE EVER VIRTUALLY WITNESSED

degrees fahrenheit degrees

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stability:

actual footage of dogs when there are no people around

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mclennonlovers:

alythecreator:

swag-pizza-with-extra-yolo:

white boys need to be stopped

my noodle is 7


I needed cheering up and this cheered me up.

mclennonlovers:

alythecreator:

swag-pizza-with-extra-yolo:

white boys need to be stopped

my noodle is 7

I needed cheering up and this cheered me up.

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equestrianfangirlswag:

yiffyboy666:

dennys:

Another day, another story. Eh Tumblr? This one is about Rapunzel. A fair maiden locked away in a tower, hidden from ever finding true love. Sad, huh? Well not too bad. See, Rapunzel was born outside of a Denny’s. And through some fairy tale magic that reason and logic could never explain, she was given long, beautiful bacon hair. So, this prince guy was riding by her prison tower one day, when he saw Rapunzel. So he was all, “You’re hawt, why are you locked in that tower?”
“Because of this evil woman that was jealous of my face.” Rapunzel yelled down.

“Alright,” he replied, “Let down your hair and I’ll climb it, because that makes sense and won’t hurt or inconvenience you in any way.” So Rapunzel, without taking into consideration the hundreds of thousands of nerve endings and pain receptors in the human head, let down her long bacon hair so the prince could climb up. But he didn’t. Because there was too much delicious bacon to eat. And enjoying crispy bacon is much more important than relying on a relationship in order to find happiness and validate your existence. The End. 

What the fuck dennys

At first I thought the prince was star lord and I got really confused

equestrianfangirlswag:

yiffyboy666:

dennys:

Another day, another story. Eh Tumblr? This one is about Rapunzel. A fair maiden locked away in a tower, hidden from ever finding true love. Sad, huh? Well not too bad. See, Rapunzel was born outside of a Denny’s. And through some fairy tale magic that reason and logic could never explain, she was given long, beautiful bacon hair. So, this prince guy was riding by her prison tower one day, when he saw Rapunzel. So he was all, “You’re hawt, why are you locked in that tower?”

“Because of this evil woman that was jealous of my face.” Rapunzel yelled down.

“Alright,” he replied, “Let down your hair and I’ll climb it, because that makes sense and won’t hurt or inconvenience you in any way.” So Rapunzel, without taking into consideration the hundreds of thousands of nerve endings and pain receptors in the human head, let down her long bacon hair so the prince could climb up. But he didn’t. Because there was too much delicious bacon to eat. And enjoying crispy bacon is much more important than relying on a relationship in order to find happiness and validate your existence. The End. 

What the fuck dennys

At first I thought the prince was star lord and I got really confused

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bipolarbearrrrr:

fedswatching:


Robin Williams tickling/tickled by Koko the Gorilla (X)

to anybody who needs a quick smile on their face


Omggggg

bipolarbearrrrr:

fedswatching:

Robin Williams tickling/tickled by Koko the Gorilla (X)

to anybody who needs a quick smile on their face

Omggggg

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harclon:

so it’s 6 am here and I heard the blinds from the next window rattling. I didn’t think much of it until I heard something bump into my window; so I turned around, and

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I live on the second floor.

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the-ladiesandgentlemen-network:

bahahahahhahahaha

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